Ever since the County evicted the homeless from their homes earlier this year, every morning I get a plethora of gifts: candy wrappers, beer bottles, and other unmentionable hazardous waste. My guardian garden gnome got so much work that he just up and walked off the job one day. I think he was really afraid I was going to sell him too.
When I was done walking the grounds, I heard a noise a rumbling in the garage. I grabbed my flashlight torch and my smartphone camera. There he was digging through all my old collectible toys.I shine the light on him and he froze. I quickly turned of the torch because I didn't want him to get away by melting like Frosty did couple of years ago. So he ran to the chimney where I cornered him against the brick wall and snapped pictures. I asked him what he was up to. He siad he was Santa Claus and was delivering my christmas gift. I asked where's the reindeer. He said they ate some of that strange grass on my lawn, couldn't stop and then wandered off. He said I was on his nice list but was a miss of what to do. He said I had requested a lump of coal and he was confused. Only the naughty list gets coal and he ran out over Washington D. He then tried to negotiate getting me coal because could go back and take back the coal. There's a big order for a brick wall. So after much back and forth I finally asked Santa for World Peace.
Sant replied, a Piece of What? Dud youre way too greedy. One can't have enough of them. He said he'd work on it and here we are.. Only the blow mold figure with it's electric light is included with this listing.
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